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Two Cherries…


Two-Cherries

THE MAN WHO ASKED FOR TWO CHERRIES…

was a silly old sod

a clod

named Claude

thought he was a hippie

the birds screamed

he’s drippy!!!

with an odor

that bemoaned her

to flee and flee

poor Claude

the clod

the silly old sod

had wondered what he did wrong

so he

bathed in rye

with a bit of whiskey in his eye

and said

Aw hell, at least my wanker is big enough to dethrone her..and her too

he said with a wink

and asked for a tall drink

for poor Claude hadn’t sunk to the lowest of low’s

Till he whipped out his wanker

which had a big canker

and he cleared out the pub

in droves

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